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Sunday 19 December 2010

Christmas Closes In

Right, Christmas is getting close; let’s get down to brass tacks… You want great gifts?  we’ve got great products. You want to avoid the Christmas rush?  We deliver straight to your door! It’s a combination made in heaven… well England actually.

Here’s how we here at FiveGoMad are going to cheat this Christmas:

Made In England
We love this ‘Made In England’ rolling pin by Kathleen Hills, because it leaves the words ‘Made in England’ on what ever it rolls out.  When you produce your Christmas Pie (which must exist, it’s probably got sausages wrapped in bacon in it (we love sausages wrapped in bacon), everyone will see exactly which country it was made in, unless you made it outside of England’s borders, in which case it is a lie… a beautiful lie. It will also leave the words “Made in England” on the forehead of anyone who gets in the way.

Snowden Flood

If you are one of the few people who see Christmas as a time to drink, here are the ultimate winter whiskey holders, the ‘Glasses’ by Snowden Flood.  They don’t just hold whiskey, they can also hold brandy, Baileys, Drambuie … or if you fancy a bit of a break from all that, mulled wine. The list is endless.
Make Them Happy

We here at FiveGoMad are spending Christmas with our families this year. If you’ve got a family Christmas and you really can’t afford to turn up with loads of booze, cheat, and what is the secret of cheating? Make sure you cheat well. Order the Cupcakes by Lilly Vanilli to be delivered to their house but under your name. So when you turn up, there will be a dozen of the fanciest looking cupcakes anyone has ever seen, waiting for the family to tuck into… “Yum! Thank you, you’re our hero!!”
“Not a problem everyone, now let’s crack open a bottle of Christmas cheer and really get this day underway.”

We hope this helps!

From all of us here at FiveGoMad, have a Quintessentially English Christmas!! See you in the New Year!!


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